http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx6t0QWc5g

SO YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR OWN GORILLA SUIT
http://www.gorillasuitworkshop.com/

Here Are Some Reasons Why:
No single article of clothing is as versatile as the gorilla suit. You can wear a gorilla suit to an embassy party, to a jewel heist, to a high-speed car chase, and then practice your slamdunks in it, all in a single evening. Without a well-constructed, well-tailored, and suitably altered gorilla suit (do you need boot-cut legs to go over your ski bindings?) your closet is sadly lacking. But the fancy-dress gorilla suits of the past aren’t made anymore. Even the patterns to sew your own are out of print. That’s a tragedy.

Disappearance of the Fancy-Dress Gorilla Suit
In the twenties and thirties, the gorilla suit was a wardrobe staple of rich, otiose gadabouts. Bertie Wooster owned a gorilla suit. So did Jay Gatsby. As the dinner jacket is to formal wear, the gorilla suit was to fancy dress — apropos and appropriate in every situation calling for genteel madcappery. But you can’t buy a suitable fancy-dress gorilla suit any more. The suits commercially available are cheap. They have angry faces with bloody fangs. Not to mention saggy, distracting rubber nipples. As costumes, these ill-fitting suits are next to useless. And forget about even trying to wear a cheap gorilla suit while scuba-diving, riding a motorcycle, or dancing the tango. It’ll fall to pieces immediately.

That’s why, if you’re serious about the last fancy-dress costume you’ll ever need — the only outfit you can wear to an embassy party and then directly to a treasure hunt involving high-speed chases — if you’re serious about needing a gorilla suit,then you’re going to have to make your own!

A Gorilla Suit Construction Cooperative
In October 2008, you will have the opportunity to make your very own gorilla suit to your own specifications. The two-day workshop will be held in sunny, beautiful West Chester, PA, and will allow you to construct your suit with exactly the items you need (integration with motorcycle helmet? Furry snowboard bindings? Scuba backplate?)

Participants will be provided with raw material (gorilla fur; fiberglass; two-part closed-cell foam; molds; sewing machines), basic patterns, and optional extras (patent reversible sit-on-and-mash’em operatic silk plug hats, monocles, spats, knee sliders for motorcycle racing.)

Participants will create their own suits, pooling their talents, efforts, ideas, and creativity. At the end of the workshop, prizes will be awarded, a fancy-dress ball will be crashed, and a safe full
of jewels will be cracked. Yes, I’m perfectly serious.

Plus, by sewing a WaveTrend Active RFID tag into each suit, we will be able to construct the world’s very first working gorilla detector, which has been a lifelong dream of mine:

If you’d like more information about the upcoming Gorilla Suit Construction Workshop, join the Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=11909981522
or email me at john [dot] young [at] gmail [dot] com!

Sincerely yours,
John Young

Frequently Asked Questions

SERIOUSLY?
Seriously! it’s not a joke :)

WHEN?
A three-day weekend in October, 2008. Exactly which weekend we don’t know yet. That’ll depend on facility availability.

WHERE?
A space in West Chester, PA. There are lots of places nearby that are just oozing the right kind of Blake Edwards ambience. But many of them don’t have enough outlets for multiple sewing machines. Or they want a zillion bucks. We want to keep this affordable.

HOW MUCH WILL IT COST?
I’m not sure how much it’ll cost. I want to operate this as a “break-even” event. The fee will cover space rental, basic catering, and common-denominator suit materials, like gorilla fur, thread,
fiberglass/paper mache, hot glue, and paint. Those who want extras for their gorilla suit (swordcanes, fencing masks, fezzes made with real lion fur, etc.) will buy and bring them separately. Though of course I’ll try to get a group rate on patent-reversible, sit-on-and-mash-’em operatic silk plug hats.

WHERE CAN I STAY?
There’s plenty of great places to stay around West Chester, from the utilitarian to the swanky. And there’s a TON of great restaurants.

Incidentally, there are a lot of things to do for your family members that want to come, but don’t want to spend 72 solid hours behind a sewing machine or zooming around in a motorcycle sidecar on a last-minute “get more hot glue” mission. Like Longwood Gardens, or the American Helicopter Museum. I will be asking the helicopter museum about gorilla suit commando helicopter rapelling.

I’M TOO FAR AWAY! WILL YOU POST INSTRUCTIONS?
We’ll definitely videotape the event, and put detailed instructions up on the web. If we can bring back the “fancy dress” gorilla suit by allowing folks all over the world to make their own, I will be
ecstatically happy.